Miscellaneous Thoughts....!

I stumbled on a blog today and this is what I found. Random thoughts that I am pretty sure we think about atleast one of these a day. Enjoy.

1 . Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

2 . I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

3 . There is great need for a sarcasm font.

4 . How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

5 . Was learning cursive really necessary?

6 . Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm
pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

7 . Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how
the person died.

8 . I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

9 . Bad decisions make good stories.

10 . You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything
productive for the rest of the day.

11 . Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue
Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

12 . I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it
asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper
that I swear I did not make any changes to.

13. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.

14. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?
Darn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and
goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone
and run away?

15 . I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste

16. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

17 . My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what
would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the heck do I respond to
that?

18 . I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

19 . I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

20.. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.